I so love fandom secrets. XD.
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The biggest themes this time:
“Kame is not a girl” by the disgruntled fanfic readers.
Someone has been chickmorphing Kame in some fanfics repetitively and it’s not to everyone’s taste. To be honest, there’s nobody else out there that fits a dress like this. Here’s one of Junno. There’s a reason why we put wedding dresses on Kame instead of Junno. You see, this is why I never read fanfiction. I don’t know what possibly could be amusing about reading other people’s sexual fantasies. Cuz like.. they’re other people’s. Despite I’m a good writer on life topics I’m sure I would suck trying to write fanfiction. It would just become something completely comical and possibly extremely insulting for what or whomever makes a light go off in a head.
“Tego, p00dletop ™, you slut!” by the disgruntled Tegoshi fans.
And the wrath is flaaaaaaaaaaaaaming. I read that rumour thing also where someone makes notice of the fact that Tegoshi was clubbing and having a good time with some foreign blond bimbo gal in the VIP room. I just never in my life expected 3-4 secrets about it. A couple declaring “death to p00dletop”. The “be happy he ain’t gay” girl just made me grin all the more evil. I guess the problem with Tegoshi is, his fans are too young. In my circles he’s known as “Tegoshi jailbait”. He’s doing good work though, in terms of charity. That way, when they meet the first jerkoff in their young and unspoiled lives they have lightbulb going off in their head: “Ah, I’ve seen that one before” (even though they actually haven’t). To be honest I can’t quite get the “you aren’t a fan if you freak out now”. Shiiiiit, on his salary and drinking champagne in the VIP room? That alone is enough to loose my goodwill [spoiled brats]. “Gimme some of that sparkly, I fucking paid for it anyways, ASS”. That’s what you get when you ask ol baba’s for present their opinion.
The longer I’m into this fandom, the less I understand people that say “omg, I just left that fandom because there was too much wank“. How would you want your fandom to be then? Quiet, peaceful, sugarcoated? Neeeeeeeh! Boring! I only like it because I know there’s people out there ready to blow their top. My somewhat evil interest in what makes people tick comes ’round the corner.
I missed something…
But wait? Where was the huge response we got on the Akanishi Jin stoner picz [thanks to SnowMyth]? Yes, they’re probably RLLY old, but not less amusing. Although, some people think we shouldn’t spead the love that is drunkass Johnny’s. Contrary to popular belief: they look just as shitfaced as you would. Remember that look girls, that’s you in about 5-7 year
s. You wouldn’t want to miss Akanishi Jin’s face as a “Don’t drink and have your picture taken” commercial would you? As long as they’re not showing their hairy, I mean babycheek butts in a drunken stupor, what are you complainin’ bout? Actually… I’d like to see that. ANYONE EXCEPT TSUYOSHI KUSANAGI, WHY HIM GOD?! WHY?? This is the stuff nightmares are made of. Last guy I saw that did that [my old classmate], left an impression I would rather erase from my mind. I think that’s why I like Asians now.
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This is the first time I saw this b00b and b00bs go wild pic though. “And the construction workers cheered and whistled”. It’s something I can never help but think when I see a papa/personal pic of the two of them together. I demand a drinking match with these guys. My superior genes and practise make me smile at that thought.
