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	<title>alternate-reality.net &#187; spam</title>
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		<title>New type of spam</title>
		<link>http://www.alternate-reality.net/2010/02/02/new-type-of-spam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Feles</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Farmland chronicles]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Any wordpress owner will know this one: &#8220;Striking brilliant post&#8221;&#8230; yak yak hyena. Meanwhile it says a strange URL in the name. :smile: Think anyone will fall for that? Oh well, won&#8217;t be long now until the transformation is complete &#8230; <a href="http://www.alternate-reality.net/2010/02/02/new-type-of-spam/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Any wordpress owner will know this one: &#8220;Striking brilliant post&#8221;&#8230; yak yak hyena. Meanwhile it says a strange <acronym title="Uniform Resource Locator">URL</acronym> in the name.</p>
<p>:smile:</p>
<p>Think anyone will fall for that? Oh well, won&#8217;t be long now until the transformation is complete and spam becomes intelligent enough to fool even the most sceptic.</p>
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		<title>Approve by admin</title>
		<link>http://www.alternate-reality.net/2009/05/25/approve-by-admin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 13:53:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Feles</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Webdesign]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It seems that forums are being spammed big time, everywhere. I heard on the L&#8217;Arc forum, that the spam problem is not something I&#8217;m only dealing with from the last 4 weeks but it&#8217;s everywhere. Past 4 weeks have been &#8230; <a href="http://www.alternate-reality.net/2009/05/25/approve-by-admin/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems that forums are being spammed big time, everywhere. I heard on the L&#8217;Arc forum, that the spam problem is not something I&#8217;m only dealing with from the last 4 weeks but it&#8217;s everywhere. Past 4 weeks have been a massive out break of some sort. There&#8217;s absolutely no way of stopping them anymore except &#8216;approval by admin&#8217;. That&#8217;s not a 100% failsafe, and you can actually deny users you want in because they picked names that remind you of spam.</p>
<p>So far I&#8217;ve been getting 30-40 approval requests: all spam accounts, every single day. I get those mails in and forward them directly to my trash bin. No more spamming my forum. Once every two days I check in, check the usernames, and thrash all that are suspicious. CAPCHA isn&#8217;t effective anymore, banning isn&#8217;t effective because there&#8217;s nothing fixed to check on, and so on.</p>
<p>Maybe, just maybe if you ban Russia, Latvia, Ukraine and the whole set of countries in that area your spam will decreased dramatically. They&#8217;ll find other IPs though, outside these countries.</p>
<p>I did a recent cleanup of user accounts on this blog too. We can thank the lord AKISMET is so effective because you&#8217;d have a major major problem if this wasn&#8217;t the case. Not only that, but to run WordPress spam free, you need to approve &#8216;at first comment&#8217;. So they can make user accounts as many as they&#8217;d like as long as they don&#8217;t get an approved first comment they can&#8217;t spam. It&#8217;s the only way these days. Wargh! What a pests. Vermin!</p>
<p>I ended up deleting hundreds and hundreds of users on this blog that were merely spammers and I see at least 1-2 registering each day.</p>
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		<title>Oops! Now I was the spammer for a while</title>
		<link>http://www.alternate-reality.net/2009/05/20/oops-now-i-was-the-spammer-for-a-while/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 11:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Feles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It seems I forgot that I added 3 other people I trust to the administrator group, so they had been receiving &#8220;activation mails&#8221; as well. Not so good! So I demoted them to full moderator, this should hold off the &#8230; <a href="http://www.alternate-reality.net/2009/05/20/oops-now-i-was-the-spammer-for-a-while/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems I forgot that I added 3 other people I trust to the administrator group, so they had been receiving &#8220;activation mails&#8221; as well. Not so good! So I demoted them to full moderator, this should hold off the e-mails. Then I think I can also stop e-mails by disabling &#8216;receive e-mail from admin&#8217; in the profile. Hope that works, though I don&#8217;t really mind setting up a rule that all activation mails should be sent to a folder named &#8220;Straight back to Russia, not welcome without Vodka&#8221;.</p>
<p>Meanwhile the FUCKING FAGS of the Customs Office are now having fun with my L&#8217;Arc <acronym title="Digital Versatile Disc">DVD</acronym> in the backroom.</p>
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<p>Jeeeesus; and it&#8217;s not like it&#8217;s 3 or 4 items either. Sniff it boys, does it have cooties? XD.</p>
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		<title>The spam connexion</title>
		<link>http://www.alternate-reality.net/2009/03/26/the-spam-connexion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:21:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Feles</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tomohisa Yamashita]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m going to make a funny, you ready? Please click the read more link to find out&#8230;. True Story! ♥ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . &#8230; <a href="http://www.alternate-reality.net/2009/03/26/the-spam-connexion/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m going to make a funny, you ready?</p>
<p> <img src='http://www.alternate-reality.net/wp-content/plugins/smilies-themer/onions/onion_gifs_emoticons-15.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><img src="http://www.alternate-reality.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/smile.jpg" alt="" width="300" /></p>
<p>Please click the read more link to find out&#8230;.</p>
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<p><strong>True Story! ♥<br />
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<p><strong>&#8230;I really do get spam mails like this!</strong></p>
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		<title>Stop mailing me weird peoples</title>
		<link>http://www.alternate-reality.net/2009/03/14/stop-mailing-me-weird-peoples/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 22:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Feles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This week I had some woman mail someone&#8217;s [a family members] salary information. I could see what this guy earned. So I wrote back to her and said that I think her e-mail ended up at the wrong address. I &#8230; <a href="http://www.alternate-reality.net/2009/03/14/stop-mailing-me-weird-peoples/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week I had some woman mail someone&#8217;s [a family members] salary information. I could see what this guy earned. So I wrote back to her and said that I think her e-mail ended up at the wrong address. I never had a reply. But since it contained very sensitive information, thought I&#8217;d do the right thing.</p>
<p>Today I got another e-mail of one of our senior citizens. They asked if I could send them coins for supermarket carts and/or pens with advertizing on them, because they&#8217;re collecting that. WHAT THE HELL? Did some company buy a similar domain of some sort? I&#8217;m getting e-mails by fellow Dutch peoples <em>that should be disconnected</em>. It&#8217;s like an e-mail that almost resembles spam. <acronym title="Internet Protocol">IP</acronym> 77.250.34.113. I did a little research, somehow this one seems really random. I found multiple local sites they left the same message on (like guest books). I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a machine posting these messages. Wtf. Either it is a machine or that is really a senior citizen. E-mail didn&#8217;t contain any attachments, but it did contain an address. I just looked at google maps and it is an existing address in the Netherlands. rofl lol.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re going to send me something, send me the user/password for your bank account. Get off the intarweb,  you peoples are worse than spam! At least the spam I get still makes me laugh.</p>
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<p>YEAH! One mailing list I&#8217;d rather not get unsubscribed from. lol.</p>
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		<title>Penis spam alert</title>
		<link>http://www.alternate-reality.net/2009/02/25/penis-spam-alert/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Feles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Oh god, so you came here through google: either you are a bored housewife, you&#8217;re gay, or you should come by my house so I can spank you. [For your average reader: you won't believe what people search on (and &#8230; <a href="http://www.alternate-reality.net/2009/02/25/penis-spam-alert/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh god, so you came here through google: either you are a bored housewife, you&#8217;re gay, or you should come by my house so I can spank you.<br />
[For your average reader: you won't believe what people search on (and that actually lands them here... <em>even scarier</em>)]</p>
<p>I give you free penis-pun spam from the daily i-did-not-subscribe mailing list:</p>
<p>&#8220;You will see interest in women&#8217;s eyes every time youtake your pants off</p>
<p>Rise to the occasion</p>
<p>Enter with no key&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Your member</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:13:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Feles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a spam mail I wanted to share with you. Jees. Now Pinocchio will never be the same again.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a spam mail I wanted to share with you. Jees. Now Pinocchio will never be the same again.</p>
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