I guess you hear something new every day.

p.s. Is it really true 4 girls killed themselves after KimuTaku got married?

It was just a matter of time, unfortunately. Ryo has two groups, nuff said.

Ever since Jin left KAT-TUN (or by now dubbed KUNTT), I just knew Yamashita would follow. Perhaps not in his footsteps, but do the same thing, sure.

Yamashita finally becoming an “Einzelgänger”, this I gotta see! More power to you, I’ve always seen it in Yamashita. I knew he’d break away. The next question always is: “At what cost?” (No, not the one in Yen, I mean emotionally). Even though he has no need to be bothered and all, ~reserve wise absolutely no disaster ne~, those 2 liters of water was to wash away the 2 liters of booze the other night, wasn’t it? lol.

Meanwhile: I’ll go check out the wank explosion in fandom.

In case you’ve missed the news broadcast, here’s the video:





Undoubtedly that’s a lot of people, I heard it was 100.000 on the first day.

NEWS -Kibou Yell (Flame Flame…. your grandmothers curtains before it becomes clothing)

KAT-TUN Yorokobi no Uta [Aishiteru] (Aishitonyou)

NEWS – Happy Bus Day

NEWS – Why (no video)
(Ryo’s Tooth, it needs to be pulled) <– honestly Dutch people have the same issue with “th”; so I won’t be too hard on him.

I think they’re truly slow when it comes to international fans. Does it really take a person called Jin to finally shake things up a bit?

I have less time these days to spend online, yet, surprisingly every time I open my Netvibes to see what’s new on the lj comms there’s less and less posts appearing on the NEWS community in particular. The KAT-TUN community is still going strong, so is Arashi and Kanjani8. Overal the number of posts seem to be dropping though. Anyone notice the same?

Honestly, KAT-TUN is not the same without Jin. I keep peeking at the community nonetheless, but honestly it’s the worst thing that could happen. I still think it rocks Jin is taking this opportunity in the US, but still. *sniff*

Went to check up on YamaGoldfish to read he hung out near here:

Lol! It joys me greatly that I can say I was there… on a very busy day. Looking forward to the shoot. Fighting man!

So here’s another collection of random clips I watched tonight and my commentary is below the cut.

First row: Well that first picture isn’t supposed to show up until the end, too lazy to start cussing on WordPress. Second one is from MS mini stage, around 2006. Whomever says my Goldfish is dead fish eyes, is my own personal sushi; I mean sashimi. I won’t even need rice to have you served. Don’t believe me? I have some Ohmiya to convince you!

Second row: Sakurai Sho in fishnets. That doesn’t even need an explanation. A little of Orange PV by V6, I believe I’ve actually never watched that movie. Then four little caps of my adorkable Yamashita! When he was a little guppie goldfish. Wasn’t he great noms? Tackey still thinks so.

Third/Fourth row: I actually didn’t know Massu could be this cute. Look at him! Hadaka no Shounen is truly the most pedo program that ever aired on Japanese television. The things you boys went through, hey Jin? There you are in leopard outfit to amuse the natives (and crazy gaijin who use the internets). What about that ass-crazy hairdo on Koki?

Fifth row: Even my buggy WordPress knows I like Yamashita best.

Sixth row: I repeat: Hadaka no Shounen was the most pedo Japanese tv program ever aired.

Seventh row: I saw a ‘wakai’ Shige and some guys wearing masks. Did I mention Tackey & Tsubasa are back?

Eighth row: Jun & Ohno on Mago Mago Arashi. I cried during this episode; just like Oba-chan. Mah Goldfish with his famous jacket “I am irritating”. I’d compete for that title. And as a final, I realized how much I miss those pudgy cheeks. I honestly don’t like Yamapi when he’s eating too little. Puffy cheeks aunty would want to squeeze, that is truly best. Because Feles-kun ™ says so! As for that clip, it definitely made an impact on me (again). Must you have looked so grave serious saying that Yamashita? He truly looked like someone died.

Also I’m trying my best to get these uploaded for you and the last post I made, but unfortunately as always my Flash plug keeps crashing on me. ;_;. Matte ne!

KT-TUN is no KAT-TUN
I actually heard less about the solo concerts than KT-TUN remaining group member activities. How is that even possible? Besides that… it’s much like Jin’s first hiatus, it just doesn’t feel complete. How can people even speak of “omfg they’re going to break up” if you know he’s done this before and came back. I must admit, he wasn’t the same person anymore. Truth be said, they pushed Kame to the front the past year or so for “unknown reasons”.

NEWS, where is NEWS?
Sakura Girl just passed without notice and I have no idea why. Can’t be the songs, because the songs are like they always were “bubbly pop average”. Even “Happy Birthday” had a better PV. I kept being amused at the cat drawing. Now Yamapi has finished Ashita no Joe and … what am I talking about. There is no NEWS, there’s just Yamapi, my pet Goldfish. As a unit, these guys were just never meant to be. I will only change my opinion once I see choreography that’s coordinated/timed between them and/or a tv show that actually makes me think “they’re a group”. Soukon was not it. Sponsored by LAWSON, just so you know. I have a great idea. It’s not Toma’s thing but, SAVE MY GOLDFISH. Duet, prease!~

ARASHI so hot they just burned
Gets to much attention, period. Their tv shows aren’t the way it used to be, just like Kanjani’s. And I LOVE Arashi tv shows. The music? Not any better. It’s just that: I noticed they’re on tv A LOT in Japan while I was there. I guess Johnny went yepz, this is my cash cow, better churn out some more profit before the boys get too old. I always wondered about that, as a male celeb you’re once again one lucky bastard because there seems to be less of a downer on your vintage.

Kanjani8 on drugs times 100.
Went dead after Uchi went. I swear. The past years their tv shows have become boring because the members hyped up/ inflated their ‘characters’. It was already visible at the end of Honjani and it hasn’t stopped, it hasn’t stopped.

Tokio/KinKi Kids/V6/SMAP
They always remain to have hardcore fans, of which you never hear a word because they really keep to their fandom.

Juniors
I do keep noticing an influx of names when it comes to juniors. Sorry dawgs, other than an occasional “what a cute puppy” I’m passed the age of fandom on that one.

Even the hate meme is proceeding slowly these days. Are we losing to the kpoopers?

It seems YamaGoldfish had his party on april 12th? It sucks when your birthday is not actually on your birthday.

Read some translated repo’s of the filming of Ashita no Joe today. For some reason they always manage to freak me out. “Our shoulders brushed slightly… bliss”… I mean. Where do these folks come from? Probably the planet of Yamashita is the inventor of all good and true; doesn’t even need to use paper to wipe his ass. He’s that Godlike. XDD.

*grumbles* Can’t download the new scans of the mags yet because of my binary problems here.

Hey look at that, welcome to the 21st century Johnny’s. Oh well, at least we know they’re capable of registering domain names. Gee. Wonder if they’re good at using legal advice to threaten ppl who have already registered some names of their talents. *whistles* It wasn’t me. I’m a poor working girl. Of course it makes sense to go after your customers first.

The best guess is to start at page 46 again.

Around page 48 someone starts spamming Yamapi pics though. Where was the hate nao? Them #deadfisheyes sure makes em haturz silent!

:smile:

On a different note, I actually missed this on the Diamond DVD. How in God’s name could I have missed this?

I know. Yamapi’s nekkad torso must have been it.

AUBERJIN, I like that one.

The new hate meme is rolling, though I doubt it’ll make much speed this time.

• I figured out I don’t even want to know what NYC boys are. I’m not 8 years old.
• Arashi not very appealing to me because of fandom. But then again? I don’t like NEWS because of NEWS, I like it because of Yamapi and I like KAT-TUN because of Jin and Kame. Last possibly the only group I appreciate performance wise. Or should I go dig up Jun’s attempt at rockstar? Arashi can probably never count on my ~fandom~ because I thinks they need better lookin ones in the group. AH, thank God I can be shallow once in a while.
• Jin gets “best of spanked” award again, and “How’s the eggplant hangin’?”.
• Right there, the meme of supreme infatuation appeared. They never go passed page 2 do they? XD. Ack, the immediate response to the hate meme is just so sad and loserlike.
• Journalist Anon reappeared.
• Oh look, someone who was brainwashed. The rest of us, if it ever gets that bad and it never will for this fandom, we go VPN! Geek girls rule, brainwashed fandom drools. Thanks to the hate meme, my notion is again confirmed that I really don’t like Arashi fandom.
• Someone thinks Matsujun can act.
• Journalist Anon does it again.
• I even liked this Fanvid, and my metal ears don’t do rap.
• *hehehe* I had to plug the dentist song somewhere when someone mentioned orifices and hating Nino, I don’t know. Seemed like a good place for it. YES, THAT WAZ ME.
• Just when you thought you’ve seen it all, someone requests pictures of Ueda Tatsuya’s armpit hair.
• This seriously is not me. But Now You Know Why Hate Meme’s are Secretly Perv Meme’s too.
• EPIC! Yamapi’s favorite, since 2002.

And from page 19 and upwards, you’re on your own!

Yamapi really really looks good with the black hair back. <3 I know I said it three times already. Other things to be noticed:

• Check out Sakamoto’s flex. 4th row, 3rd image. Not bad for an old guy huh? LOL.
• Jin was harrassing Jun while Yamapi stays as focussed as ever, 3rd row from the bottom, 1st image.
• Koki and Kame’s fan game (last 2 images).

“His fans are just as annoying with their “Yamapi this” and “Yamapi that” and he’s so nice, smart, good, insert whatever adjective here”.

I’m pretty sure she doesn’t read my blog. hahaha. That’s a whole lot of hatred that could be better directed at something else than JE fandom. I kind of feel sorry for her surrounded by Yamapi-tards. As a Yamapi fan I don’t see them around here, must be something related to “what you are, you attract”.

I lead by example, I only find my idols h00mins instead of people when they say something stupid about themselves and consequently damaging people they hang out with. Not that I care too much about the last other than the collective misery it causes, but I do care because I’m getting bored. Feles-kun demands a different fail or to give thumbs up. ENTJ’s don’t do repetition. Rule number 1 in gurly girl fandom: though your bottom and face may be cute, it’s just never going to ride years on that alone. Think I’m too hard on him? Come on, I allow my Cupcake one or two mistakes; posts which only spring to life when the rest of the community is blind for it.  [I managed to get that one in there again: masterful, excellent, wav, wav]. Yeah my pet goldfish Yama is just drowning in that ocean of a tank right now. Think I must buy him a smaller one. Like I’m perfect? Nooo, the type of problems are merely different scale, but at least I ies workin on ‘em.

Fansubbers that locked down better than fort knox are getting flaming hatred again. I mean why? Just let them be. Every time there comes a peep out of fandom they orgasm because it fuels why it was done in the first place: me, moi, we’re so important. Eventually it feeds paranoia and all of a sudden they’re really all after you and by God, the conclusion must be correct! We _are_ important! Stop feeding them cookies, when they starve attention they’ll come back out by themselves and the whole circus can start all over again. There’s enough people that are exceptions to what is the rule by now.

The one I really cracked up about was “I enjoy Kame with vagina fics” by Anon. A Johnny’s Anonymous meeting, that would be a kicker wouldn’t it? Throw it all into the group, “Akame was never real”, “Fucking learn how to spell”, “Tesshi’s a whore”, “Don’t bebe Japanese me, minna-san”. ThErApY? I love the intarwebs, insanity from a safe distance ♥.