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I really have to thank SnowMyth for pointing me towards a journal that now translates the most hilarious gossip about Johnny’s.

What is it now?
Apparently Pi and Nino were going all out on each other ‘competin’ in a dissy way’ and whatnot because their movies are coming out at the same time. O crock-o-bull. Not any less entertaining to read.

“Jun and Pi bitch fight is soooo Springer material. It could totally happen.” (random commenter)

Hey, with Matsujun’s temper it doesn’t matter who wants a bitch fight: they’ll get it. I’m bettin’ team Jun. I recently saw a good episode of Claim no Arashi; Matsujun was claim agent. He kills. lol. Oh well, I’ve seen one other commenter say this: “He’s a Virgo”. It’s right then I knew that Jun is the ultimate bitch fighter. lol. ~~Forget that I’m a Virgo~~.

Of course I’m siding with YamaGoldfish. That’s why it’s Ashita no Gantz. hahahah.

Damn, didn’t think this would get a rise out of fandom as much as it did. Three pages? Soz.

It doesn’t take a genius to reproduce that kind of thought: a guy that can have nearly anyone is going be a little f*cked in the head. Whether that would work out as the article instigates I leave in the middle. It’s just not healthy, just as much as being a female IT engineer that isn’t a lesbian is not very healthy for your head XD. Though if I were a lesbian, I’d love to be Yamapi (with my own head of course, why devolute – it makes no sense).

As a fan, I can only hope he meets someone who is able to tell him to drop dead if he takes the ego trip too far. Despite the “goody two shoes” image, I know he’s capable of that by merely being blind to anything outside his little comfort zone there, both personal and cultural. Johnny’s should all go “western nerd girl” so they’ll be with someone sufficiently critical of them. I think I might stand nodding my head if someone said “All of Japan’s Male Population Should”. Just don’t turn into white boys that saw the bottom of your chair while the sweat is dripping down their forehead trying to _not_ get noticed while doing that, and you’ll do fine.

Yeah! I’d rather be alone in my private fake CEO chair than to see a little man saw the legs from under my chair while sweating profusely. If he can hold up the same way I’m holding up on the 180 degree; fangirls, you’ve got nothing to worry abouts;)

Same insanity level, just the other way around.

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