On the other hand, being a wee-bit older than most fans, you’d be best off taking that with a grain of salt. If he does go solo, it’ll be in a delayed execution mode. One that may have already started. Heck, it’s the way I would do it, specifically when things are ‘tender and painful’ because of Jin leaving. It’s going to be more difficult for the next one to come along to ask for ‘public forgiveness’. A matter of true diplomacy and tact if you ask me. One that probably can only be solved by “silent death”. Do not speak of it, let it slowly appear over time.

Some say it won’t happen because Jin had his heart set on the US, Yamapi has no such desires. Agreed, though solo is solo. Whether that happens in Asia, in Japan or in Timbuktoe. Even if Yamapi does have such desires, would Johnny-san be as retarded to let another cash cow go? Of course not. Perhaps the better question is: can you escape the jimusho at all in the home market? So I reckon: you keep the lie of doing it both until one of the two indeed dies a silent death or outlives it’s use. Right now, like I’ve said countless times, they’re trying desperately to keep a lid on pandora’s box. It all depends on how big Yamapi’s own desire is to pursue solo activities and whether that leaves room for NEWS. Or in case of Johnny-san: how well he has the thumb screws on him or can butter him up if he does. What’s the best balancing act with an “Ace” in a game of Black Jack? That card means you’re comfortable enough to gamble, ne. The only challenge left is the “PR” not going bad. Let’s see how the cards are played. Time will tell. Seeing as Yamapi himself already said “he won’t betray NEWS”: “impossible is nothing”, but personally I don’t expect a blowout like Jin’s.

So now you don’t have to search very far to satisfy your curiosity.

What is it now?
Apparently Pi and Nino were going all out on each other ‘competin’ in a dissy way’ and whatnot because their movies are coming out at the same time. O crock-o-bull. Not any less entertaining to read.

“Jun and Pi bitch fight is soooo Springer material. It could totally happen.” (random commenter)

Hey, with Matsujun’s temper it doesn’t matter who wants a bitch fight: they’ll get it. I’m bettin’ team Jun. I recently saw a good episode of Claim no Arashi; Matsujun was claim agent. He kills. lol. Oh well, I’ve seen one other commenter say this: “He’s a Virgo”. It’s right then I knew that Jun is the ultimate bitch fighter. lol. Forget that I’m a Virgo.

Of course I’m siding with YamaGoldfish. That’s why it’s Ashita no Gantz. hahahah.

It doesn’t take a genius to reproduce that kind of thought: a guy that can have nearly anyone is going be a little f*cked in the head. Whether that would work out as the article instigates I leave in the middle. It’s just not healthy, just as much as being a female IT engineer that isn’t a lesbian is not very healthy for your head XD. Though if I were a lesbian, I’d love to be Yamapi (with my own head of course, why devolute – it makes no sense).

As a fan, I can only hope he meets someone who is able to tell him to drop dead if he takes the ego trip too far. Despite the “goody two shoes” image, I know he’s capable of that by merely being blind to anything outside his little comfort zone there, both personal and cultural. Johnny’s should all go “western nerd girl” so they’ll be with someone sufficiently critical of them. I think I might stand nodding my head if someone said “All of Japan’s Male Population Should”. Just don’t turn into white boys that saw the bottom of your chair while the sweat is dripping down their forehead trying to _not_ get noticed while doing that, and you’ll do fine.

Yeah! I’d rather be alone in my private fake CEO chair than to see a little man saw the legs from under my chair while sweating profusely. If he can hold up the same way I’m holding up on the 180 degree; fangirls, you’ve got nothing to worry abouts;)

Same insanity level, just the other way around.

While I have difficulties accepting the snotty brat himself has a stranglehold on me because of some dumb statements in the past, I’m not necessarily getting why on earth Pi fans would choose to become KeikoPi fans. Then again, I also don’t read Cosmopolitan. The only “literature”  that comes close is Yamapi’s column in Seventeen. That’s enough chick literature for me. I’d rather read about how to use the PHP cURL library. The fans’ sense of romance is actually pretty shocking to me. I remember seeing this clip from 5LDK and thinking “oh, here we go”:

Here’s where Keiko does her best to flatter Yamapi and the KeikoPi fans ate it up like a turd covered in whipped cream. Meanwhile I was almost pissing myself laughing from the attempt at buttering him up. I was almost like “Keiko? Want some lube?”. I couldn’t even imagine being like that to some guy IRL, I see I have much to learn. lol. I’ll purposely stay single without regret if that’s what I have to do. Lying simply takes energy I don’t have. Ah, my readers know me well.

It could always be worse though:

That’s madame Abiru Yuu acting ass drunk and giddy on national television. “Ohhh kawaii”. While I was thinking about writing this post, I went to look for it again. Someone linked me that clip in a grey past and I was dumb enough to click it so I could be mentally scarred for life. We know 99% sure this one happened and this is the clip I saw of Abiru Yuu actually moving and breathing. My respect for my YamaGoldfish took another plummet for the worse. I know it’s somewhat different in Japan, but that woman would be the inflated epiphany of their different-ness. I felt sick in my stomach after watching that, nearly got a rash attack.

Poor chap, getting around and receiving the wrath of his fans every time he falls dick first into butter must be hard. lol. If KeikoPi true, I am not going to deny it’s an improvement: from braindead to intentionally manipulating. I congratulate him, almost near women with an actual personality instead of a caricature of what it is that wants to be seen.

I check Netvibes once:

• Yamapi, Junpei and Jaejoong went out boozin’. It appears they talked about the differences between Japan and Korea when it comes to the entertainment industry. *rolls dice* SNAKE EYES. I bet a lot of FOS* and FOF** complaints went over that table. Specifically because Tohoshinki just called it quits. “Take this job and… “. Oh well, look at it this way guys, at least you don’t have my job. XD.

• Tegoshi takes blonde to I don’t know I forgot immediately, but I must see the fantainment on the comment section of this arama post later.

• Mah YamaGoldfish cut his hair?!?! For some reason, I already dread the moment I will see it. Okay, so I do enjoy coming up with new nicknames on the new ‘do’ which will spread all across the web.

* Full Of Shit
** Full of Fail
*** Ever since that Euro, it looks like monopoly money. Which ‘stylist-san’ got to work on that?

That’s still more acceptable than some soccer players and US celebrities, but yeah, (…) fill in the dots why don’t you. I’m not exactly one of those fangirls that compares the boys to American celebs to go “poor them”. I bust my ass too hard for my 30 times less. Five times, fine, Ten times, fine… 30 times and plus (XD) bordering. All that just to put on a smile and do some cool moves. What’s wrong with this picture? lol.

Heck, I’d be singing the retirement song all day on that salary ♥

I will try my best to keep the rain, darkness and bats in my coffin where they belong when I’m reviewing this thing. I do love Sakura though.. Now that’s something nobody is able to dislike.

There’s also a nasty rumour floating around about V6 breaking up.

• The fact that some people thought he digs foreign women? Just means he’s not afraid of them, which is always a good thing *snorts*. If it can have fine ass and boobs, at least the man is psychologically okay desu. Though I like a little odd, just in a different way. lol.
• The fact that there’s rumours of the boozin? … Come on, at least he didn’t pull a ~Tsuyoshi~ yet. We’re all waiting for it, though. And honestly gals, wait til you’re over 20 and you won’t be nagging that hard.
• The fact that he’s spotted in clubs? Alright, that’s his only flaw. I want a Johnny that likes friggin’ metal. Maybe they do, and can’t come out the closet with that info’s. If it’s by music taste, I think Toma’s my man. I’m declaring my love to Toma in a post about Jin. Ha! ♥

I’m sorry, but the only Johnny that comes off as being “off the island” is Jin Akanishi (yes, I can write the names the western way around, it just sounds funny). I can’t help but appreciate that. Though I absolutely _love_ cultures that are anything but my own, it’s exactly what I like about me I would like to see in return.

Fantainment. Does that word exist by the way? If not, I invented it. ™

:smile: *LAZY*

(A clear version).

The other entry that stood out was this one.

“Loveless” is sold out. This has to be the happiest moment to me. Maji de arigato gozaimasu! (I’m really thankful) From now onwards, I will devote my life to people who support me.

Well chosen words after the tabloids did another crackdown with the picture of Yama and Keiko.

Was talking to SnowMyth about the trip, she asked me when I was going to the JE Shop. lol. It hadn’t crossed my mind yet, but even if I’m not that interested in taking the trouble it sure was a good laugh lining up there and getting a time ticket. I like making a spectacle of myself in the midst of several dozen Japanese women, sureeee. “Yes, I actually know what I line up for”. Maybe I get lucky and meet other gaijin fans XD. Possibly Highly likely I shall take some stuff with me for other fans abroad.

This year seems to piss me off even in terms fandom.

I’m not alone. Yay. Though personally I blame the character development. Aizawa started out really good, ended really bad. First two episodes he had that little something viewers look for and then afterwards they made him too bland. I’m watching the sequel if there is any, just so I hope they won’t make the same mistake twice. I also had a problem with that Special, which was at least better, but had too many scene switches. Probably the director’s attempt to show the “chaos”, but fail.

Apparently this rumour’s been surfacing since october. Where was I?

:smile:

In the comment section is a repetition of all gf rumours. Wait wait, I remember reading that Suzuki Ami thing who I mistook for Emi. Both their names crack me up. A Suzuki is a car and you should just change your last name, really. Unless you want men going around saying they’re ‘going for a drive’ all your life. Yes, I know I’m great at giving white boys bad ideas. It appears I missed the rumour about Sasaki Nozomi, whose pictures on the web reveal to me she does more than being a voice actress.

And now there’s “Canadia, barely legal”. I have relatives in Canananada, ignant. I nearly pissed myself when someone said “Oh maybe he can learn more english that way”. It appears she doesn’t know how the average Canadian spells. Home Depot: “10 year warraty”. Alrighty then mate.

Best drama rumour I’ve heard ever: Akanishi Jin and Yamashita Tomohisa in one drama. The drama is called “Shin Abunai Keiji”. With the little Japanese knowledge that I have and being too lazy to look it up: something dangerous detective? In any case, true or not, I certainly would like to see them collaborating some day. It somehow reminded me of this scene from the last KAT-TUN DVD:

You do know b00b and b00bs were having a serious fight about who was going to throw the cardboard with the autograph, ne. In this picture Yamafluffy’s Jin’s bitch, but eh, usually I’m just waiting for Jin to call Yamafluffy “POPPA”.

There’s also talk of a Gokusen 4 according to this site, which includes Kamenashi Kazuya. Uh… didn’t they just do a movie of some sort? Same for Bandage. I only vaguely remember Jin has a movie coming out somewhere. Movies are harder to lay my hands on, so usually they go by unnoticed.