Oh man, ever since Buzzer Beat I knew this was going to happen. They were already classmates in Uni, and were rumoured to date way before Buzzer Beat as well. That show was just oil on fire (and I participated into making it worse)! Through the course of the years, KeikoPi actually has fans. Mostly the supporters come from Pi fans, actually. Any small thing that could set them off would have been enough to get a wave of posts and tweets because they just really want to see it happen.

While I have difficulties accepting the snotty brat himself has a stranglehold on me because of some dumb statements in the past, I’m not necessarily getting why on earth Pi fans would choose to become KeikoPi fans. Then again, I also don’t read Cosmopolitan. The only “literature”  that comes close is Yamapi’s column in Seventeen. That’s enough chick literature for me. I’d rather read about how to use the PHP cURL library. The fans’ sense of romance is actually pretty shocking to me. I remember seeing this clip from 5LDK and thinking “oh, here we go”:

Here’s where Keiko does her best to flatter Yamapi and the KeikoPi fans ate it up like a turd covered in whipped cream. Meanwhile I was almost pissing myself laughing from the attempt at buttering him up. I was almost like “Keiko? Want some lube?”. I couldn’t even imagine being like that to some guy IRL, I see I have much to learn. lol. I’ll purposely stay single without regret if that’s what I have to do. Lying simply takes energy I don’t have. Ah, my readers know me well.

It could always be worse though:

That’s madame Abiru Yuu acting ass drunk and giddy on national television. “Ohhh kawaii”. While I was thinking about writing this post, I went to look for it again. Someone linked me that clip in a grey past and I was dumb enough to click it so I could be mentally scarred for life. We know 99% sure this one happened and this is the clip I saw of Abiru Yuu actually moving and breathing. My respect for my YamaGoldfish took another plummet for the worse. I know it’s somewhat different in Japan, but that woman would be the inflated epiphany of their different-ness. I felt sick in my stomach after watching that, nearly got a rash attack.

Poor chap, getting around and receiving the wrath of his fans every time he falls dick first into butter must be hard. lol. If KeikoPi true, I am not going to deny it’s an improvement: from braindead to intentionally manipulating. I congratulate him, almost near women with an actual personality instead of a caricature of what it is that wants to be seen.