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2 Oct 2009

Yamapi and NEWS

Well now that I have your attention, apparently I’m still missing the ruckus Yamapi’s solo is causing amongst the NEWS fans. Some even could drink his blood, and then on je_secrets today I see people “inquiring” about the order of the names on Pacific DVD. lulz.

Let me tell you something: you’re not going to like this, but Yamapi needs to split off from NEWS. He might not have been ready when Daite Senorita came out, but I sure do hope he’s ready now. Yamapi is the only one whose “aura” or “being” looks different from the rest. I did not say “better”; I said “different”. Therefor NEWS isn’t able to specialize fully and Yamapi can never develop what I see as “different”.

p.s. The secret 01. is … waw. That one should earn a prize for most twisted fan fantasy ever. I read it and went, “Why not the other way around?“.

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21 Sep 2009

Fandom secrets are out!

Let’s check the wank. After the 13 year olds had a go on Tesshi last time, now the 16 year olds are holding up defense. Personally, as a 28 year old baba I still feel “insulted” I never got any of that bubbly I paid for. That is my way of saying: if you’re going to be mad about something, be mad at the correct thing. Nao don’t go telling me I need to quit buying NEWS stuff if that’s the way I feel about it because you’ll be missing the point entirely. Unless it says “IRL” on the post icon it’s okay to not interpret it “as is”.

I lead by example, I only find my idols h00mins instead of people when they say something stupid about themselves and consequently damaging people they hang out with. Not that I care too much about the last other than the collective misery it causes, but I do care because I’m getting bored. Feles-kun demands a different fail or to give thumbs up. ENTJ’s don’t do repetition. Rule number 1 in gurly girl fandom: though your bottom and face may be cute, it’s just never going to ride years on that alone. Think I’m too hard on him? Come on, I allow my Cupcake one or two mistakes; posts which only spring to life when the rest of the community is blind for it.  [I managed to get that one in there again: masterful, excellent, wav, wav]. Yeah my pet goldfish Yama is just drowning in that ocean of a tank right now. Think I must buy him a smaller one. Like I’m perfect? Nooo, the type of problems are merely different scale, but at least I ies workin on ‘em.

Fansubbers that locked down better than fort knox are getting flaming hatred again. I mean why? Just let them be. Every time there comes a peep out of fandom they orgasm because it fuels why it was done in the first place: me, moi, we’re so important. Eventually it feeds paranoia and all of a sudden they’re really all after you and by God, the conclusion must be correct! We _are_ important! Stop feeding them cookies, when they starve attention they’ll come back out by themselves and the whole circus can start all over again. There’s enough people that are exceptions to what is the rule by now.

The one I really cracked up about was “I enjoy Kame with vagina fics” by Anon. A Johnny’s Anonymous meeting, that would be a kicker wouldn’t it? Throw it all into the group, “Akame was never real”, “Fucking learn how to spell”, “Tesshi’s a whore”, “Don’t bebe Japanese me, minna-san”. ThErApY? I love the intarwebs, insanity from a safe distance ♥.

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