Dear young man known as Feles-kun’s ™ pet goldfish,
It’s not only me wondering where the jweb entries went, unfortunately now entire fandom walks by the bowl and starts tapping the glass wondering where you went. Are you hiding your skinny flippers behind the little castle or behind the largest rock in your bowl? Fish eyes, are you a-dead-man? If you aren’t plotting something rainbow-like, better swim more frequently where we can see you before you’re my personal sashimi. I didn’t think I’d say it: but when it comes down to it, we want another ni-ku joke.
Regards,
Feles-kun ™ and the fandom.