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		<title>Engrish 1 on 1: Balinese Massage</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s supposed to be published at Engrish.com I know. But this is what I found in the Hotel information. &#8220;Defecate body inside&#8221;. Nom nom nom, sounds good. LOL. Costmers, sounds like a supermarkt chain &#8211; doesn&#8217;t it? Faicial. Sounded fecal. &#8230; <a href="http://www.alternate-reality.net/2010/04/29/engrish-1-on-1-balinese-massage/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s supposed to be published at Engrish.com I know. But this is what I found in the Hotel information.</p>

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<p>&#8220;Defecate body inside&#8221;. Nom nom nom, sounds good. <acronym title="Laughing out loud">LOL</acronym>.<br />
Costmers, sounds like a supermarkt chain &#8211; doesn&#8217;t it?<br />
Faicial. Sounded fecal.<br />
&#8230; are following? Ano&#8230;</p>
<p>There&#8217;s even more wrong, but it&#8217;s not funny. What is funny, is that: THE MAN CAN ALSO USE IT. Please note small print: &#8220;There is no any sexual rejuvenation or adult-entertainment business in our salon&#8221;. Alrighty then.</p>
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