*bites fist* Should I mail that joke to the travel agency since they seem so “familiar” with me? Naah~ they might not be in the mood to laffs.

JUST KIDDIN’ we all knows they’d land to go ask if the white people on the ship are all “Amerika-jin”. If there’s a class of school children on that plane, you’re in *luck*.

62. Kschwwwwing politics with lolcat number 1 as the target victim, or should I say “unfortunate casualty of war”, has been going along quite nicely now. That’s what you get when a lot revolves around you, you know, real work. Apparently there was naive a hope Feles-kun ™ “will play dead and roll over” in the lolcat hospital morgue. For as long as I’m amused (read: for as long as I benefit and not anyone else) I’ll attempt to make men out of them so their moms can be proud and can rest easy. It’s a lost hope, I know. You can never make royalty out of farmer Joe, but suck me sideways, you can’t beat the royalty out of farmer Jane. And people finds it so surprising I don’t have a boyfriend yet! Looks around, you see any royalty here?

63. (l)user-kun went all “Customer” on me today. Butthurt. In the midst of the department he vomited his grievances about our misfortunes all over my desk in rainbow colours. Which could have all been prevented if someone – I mean anyone – was listening te me, I might add. Unfortunately (l)user-kun is right. Now has a lunchin’ with cap’n. Cap’n better pull a “Normandy” without the troops ending up in Iceland on this one. Oh well, at least he ain’t deaf no more. The real question is, for how long will he not be hearing impaired? Guess that depends on the loudness of the next cannon blast. Cap’n can be very princelike, charming man. On the other hand: “does like eel” is something I learn from watching him.

64. Likely I will see CIO-san soon. He better not be wearing his “Hi” / “Bye” jacket with the skid control elbow paddings that day. Management by running around.. hehehe. I better start jogging in the mornings.

65. I’m beginning to get silently annoyed at “difficult to handle’s” remarks about outdated documentation. I’m not applying for the A-bomb going off any time soon, at least I got useful stuffs today from that direction. The only reason I got that? Probably because the flames on my ass are getting so hot nobody even is attempting to fail. But I secretly know they moves them files in a real bloody hurry and that “difficult to handle” was part of it. Nao I ies coordinating fixing iet. So please, let’s do ourselves a favour that when we speaks of outdated documentation, to point to oneself as well. Application was unmanaged, that’s because previous cap’n had a small earplug problem as well. Plus, we all was too busy sipping cocktails and cursing at ppl walking in front of the tv. It’s worse even: I think (l)user-kun was told that the file move “had a Feles-kun ™ stamp of approval”. Either he’s using the BB-gun or the island people I call home are seriously disappointing me again. Like I even HAVE that kind say in these things. Island people panicked and moved the shit and I didn’t know squat about it. Mkay. Now gets it back done the way it was and don’t looks at me so innocent. Already _kindly_ set (l)user-kun straight, translated from bullshit TO-customer language it says “Holster it boy, before I tape it to your bunghole”. He was a prick too, if I had to look at what he CC’d.

66. Figured out the groundhog island people (office automation) has a lower level of tolerance for things that aren’t perfectly clear. I knew I got that call from them to show some sympathy, because you know fella’s, even though I ain’t gotten jack squat just like you… I put on my happy face and do my sympathy dance for you. They ies rite though! Am just amazed they’re asking sympathy from me t_t. I don’t even get paid to pretend to have sympathy. When I need sympathy I goes to cap’n and say “I need his people skillz”. Amazingly, he seems to respond to that. On the other hand, why not me? Groundhogs ies right, at least my sympathy is not a lie. At least we all has the same motto in common: “Every day, groundhog day”.

67. (l)user said to me “Hey, you the specialist in application x right?”. I said “Nope, but you sure are still allowed to ask me stuff about it”. Will sound familiar to IT-folk, I’m sure. (l)user asked me when we do releases on this application, “because it’s been fucking shit lately”. Thought to myself “Hey, join the rest of the h00mins that want a piece of IT”. To answer his question, I realized I did not have the answer to his question. Because even though Application A just about runs our business, maintained by one h00min. If he die, of course he’s immediately replaceable /I make a funnyface nao.

68. Played a game of “BITCH” and “BRAT” with ADHD ER employee. Randomly tells me a story about his gf standing in the supermarket without cash because he goofed something with the finances at home. Guess I was paying attention this time. I can lose track because he just talks and talks and talks… But at least he talks!

69. Complete maniacs from “the national organization for promoting Beta amongst women-type h00mins” keeps calling and mailing me. Read for gods sakes, how could you possibly expect me to say anything to these poor little girls without lol’ing my ass off! Would you want their poor untarnished souls on your conscience lady? I didn’t think so! So why ask!

On to part-oh ten!