Posts Tagged ‘101 lols’

07.13.2010
for-the-record

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For the record

Since I like onions so much, here’s lolcat hospital. Onion comic style;

Life, is simply surreal – like virtual reality if you’re walkin’ my shoes.

06.18.2010
people-and-calls

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People and calls

^o^ I must say I enjoyed my days at training. Could get along great with two other people in that course. One woman, she was.. I think beyond forty something had three sons and such. A feisty lady. I love that. Just no fear of being herself, not giving a crap you know. Then there was this guy, who was almost as eccentric as I am (…). Me and that guy, we were the butthurt in that training. Of course, I was pretty happy. “So finally, someone else is more of a butthurt than I am”. That’s what I said to the young gals giving us the training of course: “So you thought I was going to a pain in the ass… xD”.

In all due honesty the guy truly was a bit cookoo. That company that gives the trainings, has cows in their front and backyard. Plastic red and white painted cows (don’t ask, there’s orange and white/red polka dot cows right nao for the upcoming match). During break, this guy picks one up one of these cows and sets it down in front of the parking lot entrance and sits on it. Two days later, the cow is *still* standing in the exact uneconomical position. Yet this time, it had company. About 10 employees joined that cow by surrounding it. So we were like: “Oh look, now it has a herd“.

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06.17.2010
disturbing-fact

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Disturbing fact

I guess the more experiences I gain, the more it tends to show me how I actually regret not being dropped on the head when I was a kid or any other form of a lobotomy I will wish for at certain times in my life just for some peace and quiet, h00mins. CIO with a bra on my head at the age of 26 is pretty much all I could do. lol. And here I am… poopin’ queries until again something else threatens what I want to keep in orderly fashion. Really, I get nauseated at even the smell of chaos. Virgo is, what Virgo is. Has nothing to do with even the faintest ambition or whatever causes it. It’s something I’ve lost between laughing so hard I nearly split my spleen and kidding myself into “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get”. I’ll tell you this: it becomes frighteningly predictable after you’ve eaten half a dozen.

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05.28.2010
wash-em-hands-lolcat-time

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Wash em hands, lolcat time

Looks like we’re going to have some fun after all *wubs washes hands*. My boss, calculator-san sent me some stuff that’s wrong with some reports. I WISH ME GOOD LUCK. It took me five minutes to figure out WHICH report they were actually talking about. Not to mention it does not say if it’s only this guy, what actually is wrong, by how many it’s off, if it repeats or is just one month, (ad infinitum). And then it says “external-hire-san has yet to reply on that issue from a long time ago”. I think external-hire-san also did his calculations correctly. I think he knew that by the time he came up with an A4 full of questions with more puzzling answers and more A4′s of questions he couldn’t make any more monies. lol. At least now I know why I’m hired. I MUST LIKE PAIN. Let’s reverse the tables on that one, a.s.a.p. Sjah, Feles-kun ™ very soon upgrading to “bunch of butthurt” in the field ‘status’ pretty soon. Unlike teh groundhogs, I know I have the “full version” already installed. This is going to take some serious communication shenanigans to iron that lump out.

Also found out CEO-san has 4 expensive cars and he parks em in the same garage as the employees. Better be careful parking in that garage, if you know what I mean. Or if I know I want to leave I know exactly what to do: put it in reverse and push the gas. Odd really, he didn’t give a speech about the results in person but found a video presentation of it on… their policy-less procedure-less kind of, split, intraweb (“Did someone say my name?”). I’ve worked at companies before that claimed more souls and land, but the CEO appeared in person for such things. Confirms my theory of “h00mins have c00ties”. That and his reknown temperament is surprisingly like someone I know. Who would that be? Can’t be me. I don’t drive 4 expensive cars.