61. ER employee ‘very aged’ wanted to cheer me up “it’s your vacation soon!”. I think I got kind of besides the point with my evil humour. I told her “I hope the goddamn plane goes down, on the way back I mean. As long as it’s quick and painless I have no problem not coming back to this joint!” I think she said “to get help on that“. Told her that at least I has indestructible humour. Didn’t tell her the one joke I have about the airline I’m flying with: JAL. I know they filed for bankruptcy but they have a statement right now that says all scheduled flights will not be interrupted. Pfew…. but not really. Could be BB-count. Also em, you do know that’s Japanese pilots flying that plane. _Desperate_ Japanese pilots flying that plane. Around these parts you just get _shittier_ service, with these guys, you just DON’T KNOW. First USS flight deck ship in sight and I fear I can kiss my ass goodbye.
*bites fist* Should I mail that joke to the travel agency since they seem so “familiar” with me? Naah~ they might not be in the mood to laffs.
JUST KIDDIN’ we all knows they’d land to go ask if the white people on the ship are all “Amerika-jin”. If there’s a class of school children on that plane, you’re in *luck*.
62. Kschwwwwing politics with lolcat number 1 as the target victim, or should I say “unfortunate casualty of war”, has been going along quite nicely now. That’s what you get when a lot revolves around you, you know, real work. Apparently there was naive a hope Feles-kun ™ “will play dead and roll over” in the lolcat hospital morgue. For as long as I’m amused (read: for as long as I benefit and not anyone else) I’ll attempt to make men out of them so their moms can be proud and can rest easy. It’s a lost hope, I know. You can never make royalty out of farmer Joe, but suck me sideways, you can’t beat the royalty out of farmer Jane. And people finds it so surprising I don’t have a boyfriend yet! Looks around, you see any royalty here?
63. (l)user-kun went all “Customer” on me today. Butthurt. In the midst of the department he vomited his grievances about our misfortunes all over my desk in rainbow colours. Which could have all been prevented if someone – I mean anyone – was listening te me, I might add. Unfortunately (l)user-kun is right. Now has a lunchin’ with cap’n. Cap’n better pull a “Normandy” without the troops ending up in Iceland on this one. Oh well, at least he ain’t deaf no more. The real question is, for how long will he not be hearing impaired? Guess that depends on the loudness of the next cannon blast. Cap’n can be very princelike, charming man. On the other hand: “does like eel” is something I learn from watching him.
64. Likely I will see CIO-san soon. He better not be wearing his “Hi” / “Bye” jacket with the skid control elbow paddings that day. Management by running around.. hehehe. I better start jogging in the mornings.