It’s awesome people can be so happy with something quircky that left my brain like the internet pop-up. I think I can do even better now. I mean, I can has new processing powarrrrrr with my N75S notebook which will undoubtedly run flaming hot because it’s not a desktop and basically you never stop learning. Priority list is as follows: job, study ass off, do even more stuff for the future, shut down brain watching Tomo, then start to be creative when I have time to spare.

It never ceases to amaze me “what they’ll do to poor Aiba next”.

I guess you hear something new every day.

p.s. Is it really true 4 girls killed themselves after KimuTaku got married?

I say yes! xD I saw enough when I went to the L’Arc concert and saw a couple of thousand of them together. It’s like a mildly borrowed metal/ rock / goth style that does not conform to the standard uniform color. lol. I think we’re going to see a larger influx of standard people in “Japanophilia land”. I mean, it’s not like it used to be. The only ones who could possibly find anything “J” were mostly rockers/metalheads etc. in the past. And that’s because those are the young people who knew the most about computers and the internet. I’m ‘of the old stamp’ already!

So Johnny is getting stricter these days. Guys from the older groups were caught on cam too when they were younger (for way worse). Why is this one special? Times have changed indeed, to insanity and beyond. A reprimand would have been enough, or would you throw your 16 yr old kid on the street for lighting up? If the answer is no, it’s totally exaggerated and hypocritical. And when it comes to reputation damage when it comes to being a Johnny, hell, I’d think fangirls would prefer to see him light one instead of worse possibilities;)

True, of course I’m more tolerant because I light up myself. lol. I wouldn’t want to be 16 years old today. It sucks. Used to be much more fun. Morimoto-kun, this ones for you xD.

Thankfully the entire show is not like that.

Paparats: the only song with heart? No, there’s more songs he gives his all to perform. When he does exactly that, it totally has potential. It’s not equal every song though. Definitely something to work on. I’ve also seen better performances of Love Juice, during which the pink flaming pants was bulged up near the front. Nice prop. He’ll never get rid of the eggplant jokes this way though. XD.

Then the “Yeaaa ooo” song comes along. It’s quite cute, but… I’d so be tempted to yell “Noo hoo” even if I don’t mean it. I think it’s the cuteness factor at fault for that.

There’s a lot of attention given to Jin’s “crew” throughout the entire concert and I believe the interview establishes that even more. I’ll be pretty honest: nobody cares. It’s good he found a good dance crew, but the over-infatuation generally doesn’t mean much to the wider audience.

The ending was a bit anti-climax.

I’d say all-in-all pretty impressive concert, but indeed he’s not ready to hold it up by himself without his dance crew or the amount of work done on the stage/ lighting. I think if he surpasses that, he’ll go a long way.

As with everything, ljay still provides the best laughs. It’s a shame je_secrets has been posted to less and less over the past year. It’s like reading a tabloid, not about the celebs but a tabloid about the fans of the celebs. lol. Jin took first place over there as well:

The first one made me weep.
It’s because it was after this one, which should have been a bigger riot. It merely explains how we got to the second one.

The second one, it’s the caption text that says it all.
This whole ‘he forgot KAT-TUN’ thing is eh, irrelevant. In my personal opinion, other fans and the lack of mentioning his old mates is not responsible for the fact that I now read in the secret capshuns: “he seems spoiled, impatient and very lucky”. You’re saying that because now his personality and lifestyle is being revealed bit by bit because he’s closer to us than ever before because of Twitter. He himself is responsible for that;) I love Jin, don’t get me wrong. I’ll always check out what he does, even if he’s not my ichiban. That always had a reason though. I quote: “Jin is like an innocent little flower that needs to protected from himself no matter how badass it behaves”. That’s just not my type XD. To be honest YamaGoldfish was more like that a few years ago, but since 2-3 years something has changed. That’s good, because if he continued I’d probably be known as his biggest hater. However, you cannot deny that all of them are a bit like this. Having millions of sugar momma’s will end up in a euphoria and understanding of the world we only wish we could obtain… or should I say: at a certain point of experience impossible for us to ever gain? I won’t be surprised he’ll flatten out the interest of some of his fans by himself over time XD.

Yokoyama Yu. Surprisingly, I think Yoko would become totally serious around me. He doesn’t have the image to be on the heavy side, but I think he would be.

Shibutani Subaru. This would be a friend I’d go: “GOD NO, NOT AGAIN” to quite frequently. He reminds me a bit of a guy friend I used to have who consistently repeated the same mistake. Over and over. I mean you’d get along great but every once so often it’s *head desk*, tell me you did not do that again??! It’s the annoying person who calls you at 3AM going: “Ano… (fail story)” and just wants you to get angry with him.

Ryuhei Maruyama. I’d ask him to play any kind of game. Like tennis, soccer, whatever. I’m not sure if that’s in line with fans expectations. But since we’re talking about how I would view them, this is the guy that would play squash with me. You know why? I don’t care if he sees me out of breath and a head like a beetroot in 10 mins.

Shingo Murakami. I’d talk business with this guy. I don’t know why, but he’s the kind of person I’d share my business bullshit stories with. Quite frankly, I’d complain to him. Sorry bro! lol.

Yasuda Shota is someone I have to attempt some kind of practical joke on. Quite frankly, I’d pick on him. lol.

Ohkura Tadayoshi. Actually, I don’t think we’d get along for some reason. I don’t know what reason XD.

Let’s start with the ‘A’ for Arashi, shall we? In random order:

Ninomiya Kazunari. I’m completely neutral with this guy. What is it with Ninomiya that makes me think *nothing*? I don’t know. If I were to meet that guy, I think it would be a stare competition that started and ended with “Huh?”. Not in any way a ‘dislike’ or something, just not completely sure of each other.

Sakurai Sho. I’m certain I’d exchange some stories with him. Guys like Sho always want to make me crack my best joke because they look like ‘they have it together’ in a good way. It’s that guy you share your “Remember that time when…” stories even if you have no history and go by the intuition on what makes everyone tick and just talk about that.

‘High Energy’ Aiba Masaki. I’m not sure if I could keep up with that energy blast really. Mostly, if he knew English well enough, I know I’d probably be listening, watching and laughing my ass off. But you know there’s a deeper side to Aiba. Leave it to an 8th house person such as myself to see and possibly radiate that off to him. I think if I would get through to this type of guy, we’d probably be friends for life. I appreciate the smile they bring to my face, they appreciate the cheekyness yet seriousness about me. He always reminds me of the friendship with my friend T. in the first 1-2 years.

Matsumoto Jun. He so seems like the type to tell you exactly what he thinks. That is, once it gets him fired up. The rest of course, completely discarded. Cho~ suki. I have no problem with a thickheaded and proud person, as long as they do it in an exemplary manner. I’d probably end up starting a very serious conversation with this guy and end up laughing about something extremely silly. Two similar people realizing their bakaness perhaps, kana?

Riida, Ohno Satoshi. I feel no connection there at all. But he seems the type to have a complete laugh spazm to something mildly stupid I’d probably say. Then I’d look to my side and go: “You’re laughing, this isn’t funny”. The madder I’d get, the funnier he thinks it is. That’s the vibe I get from this guy.

Takizawa Hideaki. If that guy was at some party, I’d probably never exchange words with him unless he’d show an interest himself. I have no idea why. Ikemen, obviously. Proven to be witty too. Unbelievable as it may sound, it might actually only work to socialize if he were to make the first move.

Imai Tsubasa. Likely to get attention when someone else talks about something and I go “How about you?”. I’ve always had a weak spot for guys that seem more quiet than the rest and just ‘hang out’. I’m completely not interested in this type, but I always want to make them feel asif they are just important as the guys that think they are important. Then he’d probably go all “arrogant” on me: “pff who needs your attn bitch?”. Just kidding. Imai and I would probably get along since I believe he’s true to himself, even when he’s not.

Tegoshi Yuya. I’d probably do the ‘hand-thing’ immediately and he’d think: “OH NOES GOD, GET HER AWAY”. For some reason I know he’d be my little ‘duckling’. You know, I’m the mama duck and Tego is the little duckling. Even if we would not initially get along, I’d probably be a person who he would seek advice from quite frequently. After a while I’d think: “Selfish Prick!” and he’d say “Sorry, mama duck”. I think he’ll probably remain jailbait to me for the rest of my life. Wakai ne~

Koyama Keiichiro. I think we will speak two words. “Hi how ya doin’?”, “Good fine”. If it ever would get beyond that, this is my shopping buddy. No other bitch is going steal my shopping buddy, seriously. “Does this make me look fat?” He’d do something ‘Koyama’ and you’d believe him wouldn’t you? WOULDN’T YOU? It’s like: he doesn’t appear gay, but at the same time I have no shame showing him the bad angle of my butt in a crappy store mirror. That’s Koyama to me. I think that’s special about him. Which one of you girls feels that way with any guy you’re not absolutely sure that he’s gay? Nobody right? This is the charm of Koyama and how I feel about him.

Shigeaki Kato. I’d so be rockbuddies with him. I’d look at him and go “You’re little Elvis”, and he’d go “You’re insane” and then I’d say: “I think we both got an A on this test”. Shige is the most normal and natural guy to me. It seems like someone whom I’d feel extremely comfortable with for some reason. That’s the beautiful thing with guys like Shige, I never get the feeling like I’m saying something stupid. Even when he looks at you like: “Huh?” you just can’t feel offended and vice versa. If he’d say something mean, I’d cry days later because I couldn’t believe it.

Ryo Nishikido. This is my ‘game buddy’ and ‘gadget freak’. I have no clue why, but I want to discuss computers with him. He’ll lose, be pissed off about that and challenge me to a computer game until he wins. RA:2 asshole, let’s skirmish. I’ll build a little heart around your base and go “hu hu hu don’t break my heart now” and then look at him with the most evil face I can find. Then he’d say: “Gees you’re ugly” and then I’ll be like “What are you talkin’ bout bean sprout?”. This would be war. Until he really said something aweful and he’d be full of bruises. I would not be able to sit next to Ryo without getting or inflicting some kind of physical damage.

Yamashita Tomohisa

My goldfish and Ichiban. This would be probably the hardest of all. We’re absolutely similar in many things but 180 degrees apart as well. There is probably a huge amount of respect vice versa but I think the one that would feel most uncomfortable about that fact is Yamashita himself. I’ve seen this munchkin grow so hard the past years, yet, there is still some part of me that thinks he would still need to make a giant step to embrace the inviduality, independence, out of the norm “me”. Perhaps I give him too little credit, and most probably: I am giving my Ichiban too little credit besides the respect he earned and has been given deeply. This is the difficulty of being an Ichiban, having to prove yourself double ne. Tomo, would be something that happens without words. In the end, he’s the guy I’d feel comfortable sitting next to for 10 minutes without feeling uncomfortable for the lack of words. I dunno, you’re vague man, and I luffs you ♥. Moreover, I’d have no intention to be overly sociable. Somehow, when I look at him that’d be another dimension of me. ~Let’s leave it for now, I’d be analyzing my strange connection to Yamashita for 10 paragraphs.

Masuda Takahisa. I nearly forgot him. Yes, not exactly a connection I think. I cook, he eats. That’s it probably. Ureshii~ nonetheless. I love guys that eat well, that’s one more pound that won’t end up on my ass. “Chyea”. My dad used to call him “biscuit boy”. XD.

Kamenashi Kazuya. He’s my emo goth buddy that understands everything. That’s it. This is the person I’d tell everything to and know he’d totally understand your feelings, earnestly. We’d go for lunch weekly. When he’s fucked up, I’d look after him. When I’m fucked up, he’d look after me. That about sums up our relationship I think. Also, if anyone can convince me to a beauty parlor visit, it’s Kame-chan.  This is the guy who’d enjoy turning me into some kind of “femme fatale” and go “didn’t I do gooooood?”?

Nakamaru Yuichi. Don’t have much connection to this guy. I love him, but *blank*. I can’t imagine even having a conversation with him. I don’t know why, but it’s not someone whom I’d initiate talk with.

Tanaka Koki. Oooh, this is someone whom, if we were in a group I’d end up talking with and leaving the rest out of it. He has more heart-felt than skims the surface. I’m sure that would become obvious very quickly much to even his own surprise. After that, he’d probably have more amiable thoughts.

Ueda Tatsuya. For some reason, he makes me motivated to go and do some sports. When nobody else can do it, Ueda can. When I’m out of shape, I’ll call Ueda. He’d pout his best pouty face and go “Sister Feles-kun, that’s your best?”.

Jin Akanishi. “I still hate you for leaving KAT-TUN”. Seriously? KARUI. *makes time-out sign* I know he does not live in that kind of simplistic world, so why flatten it so much to the extent you can’t feel anything and believe you do, Jin? If we weren’t allergic to each other, I’d worry about this guy day and night. Wondering really if he could make it one more night with that childish fury he puts forth every day. It’s almost the same as with Ryo, only Ryo knows what he’s doing, Jin doesn’t. Jin is like an innocent little flower that needs to protected from himself no matter how badass it behaves. *does a teacher like nonononono*. You got scolded like that by Yamashita sometime like that too, didn’t you?

Taguchi Junnosuke. We used to call him “grey mouse” because he never stood out in our hayday fangirl days. Like members of KAT-TUN say, I’d probably need a pint or two to drink to properly enjoy this guy. I might be a nergurl, but shit, taguchi went “break the records” on his own. I’d fix him up with one my friends. lol.

You know what this means right? Fandom war. Yep. As much as I would like to sympathize with Jin and his buddies I think he’s underestimating what those remarks are going to do. If he’s actually fully aware then I think it’s quite childish. Some fans would describe that as very “Jinny”, but knowing full well you’re going to unleash WWIII is kind of childish.

Haters gonna hate. Everyone knows that lol.

Putting your army to work and threatening to self-destruct for a few assholes is not very regal, Jin.

Want to see what drama queen unleashed? Search for this on Twitter.

I think I visited that in the first couple of days. It was so rainy that day!

BTW, Japanese women are amazing. They’re always prepared for rain. lol. I was sopping it up the entire day.

In case you’ve missed the news broadcast, here’s the video:





Undoubtedly that’s a lot of people, I heard it was 100.000 on the first day.

I quote:

On Friday March 11, after The 2011 Sendai earthquake and tsunami (Tohoku Chiho Taiheiyo-oki Jishin) has happened, Johnny’s fans all over the world has been worried about the safety of Johnny’s talents.
The Johnny’s Family Club has already confirmed the safety of everyone.
Thank you for worrying about our artists even in an urgent situation. We sincerely hope that people who have been affected by this disaster will be able to return back to their normal lives.

Johnny’s Family Club
From all the artists

So there you have it. Does that make me feel better at this time? Radioactively “No”.

NEWS -Kibou Yell (Flame Flame…. your grandmothers curtains before it becomes clothing)

KAT-TUN Yorokobi no Uta [Aishiteru] (Aishitonyou)

NEWS – Happy Bus Day

NEWS – Why (no video)
(Ryo’s Tooth, it needs to be pulled) <– honestly Dutch people have the same issue with “th”; so I won’t be too hard on him.

A few comments on the concert:

• NEWS choreography and timing was better. Yay! They worked at it!
• I’ve missed my Tego-solo. Shit, he’s the only one with the golden throat, why didn’t he have any solo? TegoMasu was apparently enough.
• There was only mild gayness to it, until the very end when Tego crossdresses as some kind of maid and has Yamashita parades him around as some sort of Count Dracula.
• Concert budget: improved. Lasers, balloons, pyrotechnics, feathers, you name it.
• How many animals did they kill this time, to come up with these outfits?

More under the cut…

You know why I took this cap. Shut up and enjoy.

Tesshi… honestly. Leopard prints and p00dletop… it will haunt him forever now. The drag is less incriminating than the print.

This is mah Goldfish just before he says “Wut you say?! I KEEL YOU”.

A Toshiba dynabook. Of course. Don’t forget to speed up. You haz fangirls to promote that notebook to. BTW, Yamashita is a geek. He’s not insane yet, but time will eventually TURN him.

I said once before, I would never serve (l)users again in what the fuck I call my career. Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is one (l)user whom I’d take a thirty minute patience call from, while he’s swearing his nuts off that I’m the one that’s stupid, even.

E-Mail, Old Fashiun Style. I just get off seeing him behind a computer, I’m sorry. Golden move, Toshiba.

I friggin’ hated it when he put on these sunglasses during the solo performance. Those big fish-eyes are there to flaunt, not to hide!! Bah! *frustrated*

I leave you with a little smooch TegoKei-style.

On another note: “Ah, the guy you like out of that group is really shy”. That’s what my dad says. No shit, Sherlock. I don’t think he is, he’s only “contained” most of the time. The other half of the time he’s a brat. That’s what I like about my YamaGoldfish. It’s someone hard to get to know, and easy to know at the same time.