Quickly tried to design something. At times that works. Now I’ll look at what I’ve made next week. I have so much trouble with this site every time. It must be cursed!
I’ll get it if it’s the last thing I’ll do! 
I will need to strip a function from another WordPress theme though (header). Plus, I may want to generate a lot of color schemes so I can switch them (another advanced WP theme function). Let’s sleep on it!