Dear old man (yes YOU),
Please fire the idiot that’s playing with the farkin’ ROBO-buttons after recording songs is done. They’re not brilliant singers, but they’re not that bad. Let’s leave robo-singer for the crap western pop / r&b, shall we? I present evidence item number 1 to the jury, the album version of 12 o clock. I love this song on the live dvd, yet the ROBO-voices turned me so off after I listened to it today.
It’s the same for Yamapi’s MOLA really. Now I know why cupcake still wants to improve his singing! Ies because he’s confused on whether to take more singing lessons or to buy a can of lubricating oil from the local store! (I just thought of something perverted that doesn’t need to be in this letter).
*scrapes throat*
And another thing, I have made a pretty little REMIX of that annoying fuck-wank sound in the beginning of the 12 o clock track. Please click here to open my fansmastic metalhead remix of annoying whores I can get a headache from walking in the streets of Tokyo. DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? *twitches*
But that’s alright now, I got even.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present evidence item number 2: 12 o clock – from the dvd.
Who is the donkeyhead finalizing sound on the dvd’s? Anyone that’s got ears on their head is going to notice that every single dvd KAT-TUN has released after REAL FACE has an overblown sound problem. I’ve got metal demo tapes that sound cleaner than that.
(Admitted I fucked up the sound further by being too lazy to install something decent, but it illustrates the problem quite well because I can still hear it when I play the dvd. You’re Japs, last thing you are is lazy! Get to it!).
Sincerely,
Teh Feles-kun, number one gaijin fan.
p.s. Wtf? YOU gettin too old to hear it?
The reason I made this entry is because I listened to some Arashi, NEWS and KAT-TUN songs in the car on the way to work. It was in that closed space that I really noticed… I HATE ROBO-JOHNNYS.
Anyone ever wondered where the friggin’ gorefest is if Johnny was so inspired by Alice Cooper’s stage shows? Ah well, they sure put the glam in… wearing dead animals. That they sure did.